Sadly, these pictures were taken just yesterday. I completely cleaned out my bag one. week. ago. Like a major clean out.
I’m a pretty tidy person. I keep a very clean home, I make my bed religiously, and appreciate a well organized room or well utilized and well cared for space. But my purse? Oh bother. It’s a catch all and straight up disaster. Yesterday, I couldn’t find the checkbook. Aaron insisted it was in my purse and against better judgement reached into the abyss with wreckless abandon. His hand emerged covered in a mysterious dark goo that we still cannot identify. Melted chocolate? Pen ink? No one knows.
I tend to give Aaron a pretty (extremely) hard time for his messiness. My dirty little purse was the epitome of hypocrisy and Aaron was chuffed to rub my face in it. The contents were dumped in a grand pile of my shame onto the kitchen counter and we laughed our faces off at some of the contents that I gave somehow acquired in just seven days. This isn’t even all of it.
A comb and several little hair ties
One hair bow
Two stretchy rubber fidget noodles
Rubber bands for braces (which was extra funny because I don’t even have braces anymore, so how they got in there is an added mystery.)
Expired Old navy cash/coupons
My wallet
An additional wallet that my friend Olivia gave me.
A sensory brush
A bill of sale from Bentonville Glass for a shower door.
NINETEEN pens, pencils, sharpies, or highlighters
My retainer case
Two folded pairs of socks
8 tampons
A bottle of essential oils labeled “balance” (this one had us rolling) 😂
A lone, petrified sapphire grape...that was in such bad shape we thought maybe it was a rotten jalapeño (because THAT makes more sense than a fingerling grape?)
A package of touch up markers for wood floors
A 25 ft tape measure
Almost $100 in loose cash
A zillion receipts
A little debbies jack o lantern cookie
Lip gloss
Chapstick
Information packet on my washer and dryer and another information packet from a different store on a dishwasher.
A stack of name cards from the weekend temple trip
A Birthday candle
Two bottles of Nail polish
Keys
6 paint sample cards from Lowe’s
A CAST MOLD of my TEETH and a set of bleach trays
3 tubes of bleach
Assorted candy
6 Safety pins attached to a lego tree branch 🤷🏻♀️
A booklet on healthy eating thatbthebtwins were given at their biannual required foster care checkup health department
Star Wars stickers
2 hot wheels fire trucks
A plastic unicorn
Cello rosin
A plastic sacrament cup
...And no checkbook. 😂