Some of you don't know this, but I have the funniest husband in the world. It takes awhile to crack Aaron's personality. He has many layers, and he is usually happy to kick back and let others be the center of attention. You really need to know him well to see how hilarious he is. He is a perfect balance for me, since I often have a hard time
not being serious. On the upside, he's never serious. On the downside, he is
never serious...
This is how we roll:
Meg: I'm going to build a pergola in the backyard.
Aaron: Ok. Sounds good. Wait. What?
Meg: Ugh. Don't act like you're not listening.
Aaron: I wasn't listening ;)
Meg: Nice. I'm going to build a pergola in the backyard. We need to decide on the dimensions for the patio, because I'd like Nelson to come prep for concrete before my Dad leaves.
Aaron: I don't know yet. Don't pressure me. I need plans.
Meg: Here are the plans. They aren't drawn to scale, but this is the general idea.
Aaron: [looks at plans] Make it bigger.
Meg: It's big enough.
Aaron: That's what she said.
Two days later...
Meg: Ok, here are two plans with the expenses written down for each. Plan A is smaller, and less expensive. Plan B is
your plan, but it costs a little more, which doesn't really matter, since it doesn't affect the budget.
Aaron: Meg, I don't want a cement patio. Can you build a deck?
Meg: I
can build a deck, but I'm
not building a deck.
Aaron: Hmmm...I dunno.... [glances back at the tv... disinterested, distracted.]
Meg: Did I mention that my parents leave Wednesday? I want the header for the pergola up before my Dad leaves, and I can't decide where to put the posts for the pergola until we make a decision on the concrete, because I'm going to have Nelson pour the footers for me.
Soooo we're kind of in a time crunch here. I just need to know.
Aaron: Ha! Don't talk to me like I'm a supplier. I
know that voice. I use it every single day at work. You can't scare me with deadline threats.
Meg: Are we doing this or not?
Aaron: No. We aren't. Not right now, anyway. I want more time.
Meg: I will give you one hour.
Aaron: That's what she said. One hour is no good. The Lakers are on in 10 minutes.
Meg: I will give you 10 minutes.
Aaron: You know that won't work on me.
1 hour later...
Aaron: Meg, wake up.
Meg: No. What.
Aaron: Fisher just hit a last minute 3.
Meg: Of course he did. They're toast without him if he doesn't come back next year.
Aaron: This game is so close, I'm going crazy.
Meg: Nice to see you so passionate about
something. Where was that an hour ago when I needed your attention?
Aaron: Shhh...it's still too close to call.
Meg: Seriously?! I was asleep.
Aaron: Yeah, I woke you up to pray for the Lakers to win.
Meg: Seriously?!!Aaron: Meg. I
hate the Celtics.
Meg: You're not funny. I'm asleep.
Aaron: Ok. If the Lakers win tonight, you can do the patio.
Meg: I'm awake. How much time is left?
Aaron: One minute.
Meg: Deal.
Aaron: How's that for collateral? Bet you care now if they win! Now, start praying. Kobe can't make a shot to save his life, tonight.
Good thing Fisher can.
Nelson comes Monday. I guess we should add the Lakers to the list of things pushed on the children in the Willy house.