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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Bite Me.

Team Edward!
Team Jacob!
Team Edward!
Team Jacob!

I'm going to see Eclipse tonight.
I know.
I expect to see a lot of shirts like this:


and this:
and a lot of this crazy bidnezz:


I needed to make a t-shirt of my own to support my team:


Then, I decided it should be "twilight colors", so I recycled another old shirt...
Yeah. It glows.
Love it.

It's a good thing you're pretty.

I love to look at pretty stuff. Namely, houses, furniture, food, clothes, dishes, babies, nature, decor magazines, and dessert (which is not the same category as food).
Let's be honest. While my blog overfloweth with hilarious and heartwarming (awww) reading material, outstanding recipes, and photos of really really incredibly good looking people, it is somewhat lacking in the design department.

I'd like to let one of my readers fix that.
Anyone want to give the bloggus a Megalicious Makeover?

Make it pretty.

"You talk about your day! 'How was your day, today? Was it a good day, today or a bad day today?' " Cosmo Kramer

Sometimes, when Aaron comes home from a particularly long day at work he likes to ask me,
"So, what did you guys do all day?"

dun dun dun...
[gasp! I know, right?! The nerve.]

To which I often reply (defensively), "What? What do you MEAN, 'what did you do all day?! How about the clean house you came home to, the dinner you are eating at the table I built, the clean clothes you are wearing, not to mention the fact that our children were fed, bathed, diapered, dressed, read to, played with, and driven back and forth to school, the library, lessons, etc. oh, and they're alive to boot."

He usually just stares back at me, wondering where he went wrong in his delivery.

I am finally realizing, that when he asks, "What did you do today?" it isn't intended to be an attack, but he really does just want to know, in a literal sense, what we've been up to.

ahem.

Dear Aaron,
I'm sorry I jumped on you every time you asked me what I did all day over the last several years.
Uh....but the truth is, honey, that I don't REALLY want you to know what I do all day. Because, when you find out, you are certain to be incredibly jealous of my totally awesome life. But since you asked, I will tell you. But prepare to be extremely depressed when you have to wake up at 4 in the morning and go work at all day, because while you are busy working your tail off for 12 hours straight, well...we are doing this:


Oh, and don't worry, this was followed up with ice cream and 3 hour naps for everyone.

Secret's out. Don't be jealous.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dimples

My children were blessed with dimples.
They aren't your typical mid-cheek-squishy-cabbage patch-doll dimples, though. They're located in different places, and aren't visible at all times, and I think the thing that makes them so endearing is that the dimples come out with their personality traits. The more personality we get (pleasant or challenging), the more dimple we see.
Reese's dimple is on the right side of her upper lip. When she is questioning something, she makes a face, and the dimple shows up. Reese is a thinker. It didn't take long for Aaron and I to realize that she is smarter and more stubborn than both of us put together. She will make an excellent chess player, as she plans out her every move in life about four steps ahead of everyone else. She is not an easy personality to read, but since I am and always have been an open book, I really admire this quality about her. It brings me total satisfaction when I am able to predict her behavior, not because it makes me look like a better parent, but because it means that I might have a fighting chance by the time she is a teenager. The other day, we were at the pool, and I noticed some people at the other end of the pool starting to pack up their bags. Reese watched them like a hawk, and the instant their children were out of the gate, she turned and asked me if she could go get the tiny chair they had been using. I laughed, because an hour earlier, Reese had asked for a tiny chair, but there weren't any available. So when I noticed these people leaving, I predicted to a friend of mine that Reese would be the first to the chair, even though she had moved on to other interests and was busy playing in the pool. I totally called it. I'm also not a patient person. Like at all. But Reese has no problem waiting until the circumstances are in her favor. While most kids might continue to ask for ice cream all morning after watching you put some in the freezer, Reese will wait until Quincy and Corbin are taking a nap, and THEN ask for some, because she knows she is at better odds for a positive answer. I love her. I love the way she thinks. She is so very smart. She is such a perfectionist, which can be a double edged sword, but I really think that, unlike me, she will discover her need for order much earlier in her life and find many positive ways to make her habits work for her advantage. I have learned so much from my poor guinea pig child. When I see her exhibit an ugly behavior, I can almost always trace it back to my own vices. Luckily for me, even though Reese rarely forgets, she often forgives. I am so glad that she is my oldest, because she allows for a pretty big learning curve. Reese is also a very responsible child. Observations of her interactions with her younger siblings tells me she will make an excellent babysitter and someday a wonderful mother.

Little Quincy has a dimple on the right side of her nose, up near her eye. This is a naughty dimple. It often appears when she is teasing or up to no good...which makes me love it more! Quincy has the. most. contagious. laugh I have ever heard in my entire life. It's almost a cackle, and it explodes from her and fills the room with even more laughter, as everyone in the room begins to giggle reactively after hearing hers. She wrinkles her nose and exposes her dimple when she says something funny (which is often, Quincy LOVES a good joke), when she is saying something snarky, and when she is surprised. She has a HUGE personality trapped in her tiny body and HUGE opinions inside an even tinier voice. But something I appreciate about Quincy is her ability to let things go. Even when 2 minutes before, she would have fought to the death for "the pink plate because I asked first", she can immediately and happily hand it over to her upset sister without another thought if it means peace. She is a good friend. She is a ...um...a... creative dresser, and has a style that can only be described as her own. I do wonder if I she'll end up a "never-nude" someday, and therefore avoid giving her denim cutoffs...just in case ;). Quincy is very gifted to be able to understand sarcasm at such a young age. It is incredible. I know many full grown adults who don't understand it and they don't mesh well with my often too cynical humor. Quincy laughs at everything, especially when people get hurt. It's a terrible habit that I feel totally responsible for passing onto her, but really, is there anything funnier than watching someone walk into a pole at Walmart? No. There isn't. Or how about the lady who's heel broke off her shoe and she slippy slid all over until catching herself on the cart? The kid who wasn't looking when dad hit a pop-fly that came down on his head and took him out? Thank goodness Quincy will always be there to laugh at them with me, or at me, since I am often the klutz that's ramming into something. But as much as she laughs, she will also come work her little loving Quincy magic to calm you and make sure you're ok.

And then there's Baby Corbin's dimples. Right on the outside of his big fat baby cheeks. I love them. These are the dimple I get to see most often, and the frequency pairs with Corbin's ever-present happy disposition. What more can I say about a sweet, bashful, loving little baby? He is a wonderful sidekick. He sleeps well, he snuggles well, we all know he eats well, he is as quiet as I could ever expect a 13 month old to be in church. He plays with his sisters, and he plays independently. He loves to read books, he loves to point out things she sees while you tell him what they are. He mimics, he blows kisses, he plays peek-a-boo and is THE all time reigning champion of the "drop something over the side of your high chair, just so one of the lazy adults in the room has to get up and give it back, then drop it again because they are idiots and don't realize you're totally messing with them" game. I just love watching his personality unfold into an adorably funny little guy. As if he couldn't get any cuter. His mellow attitude gives excellent balance in our over-dramatic home. I just love him so much and couldn't be more proud to hear him call for his Mama every time he wakes up from a nap.

I feel so lovey lately.
I'm so grateful to have a husband who loves me, a lovely home, and my hands, arms, and lap constantly full of little people to care for.
I love my life.
I live for those little children.
I love watching them grow, and I can't wait to see what kind of mark they'll make on the world.
They've already made a dimple in mine.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

I Love:

Sunday Night games with my little family, and a delicious, spontaneous dessert.


Of course, right off the bat, Q draws Princess Frostine.

Now, if you aren't familiar with CandyLand and the value of this highly coveted card, you need too immediately go do a few things:
1) go yell at your parents for not giving you a proper childhood
2) call back and apologize, you dummy! Your parents are freaking geniuses for removing that stupid card from the box before you ever discovered it. They must have saved themselves from having to put out at least a dozen fights because "you're cheating!", "that's not fair!" and "I'm not playing anymore!" become catch phrases when that Princess shows up to play.
3)read this hilarious and 100% accurate description of Princess Frostine's world in the wicked world of candyland. Ironically, I had planned on typing a post of this very nature. But, when I did a google search for a picture of the Princess Frostine card, I found this blog. It is spot on, and I simply could not have explained it better myself.

So here we have Quincy proudly displaying her Princess Frostine Card, which, to her, means nothing more than that she drew "the princess one". To Reese, it means, Wait a minute, I have no chance of winning now. This sucks. As shown in the folded arms and cross face.

Blackberry Apple Crisp (modified from Better Homes and Gardens Fruit Crisp recipe)
about 1 1/2 cups blackberries (fresh)
2 apples peeled and sliced about 1/4 in thick (I used red, because that's what I had, but it wasn't as tart as it could have been if I'd used granny smith)
3 TBL white sugar
1 tsp or so cinnamon
mix above togther in baking dish

1/2 c oatmeal
1/2 c brown sugar
1/4 cup flour
1/4 tsp nutmeg or cinnamon (I usually do both)
1/4 cup butter
mix above together and put onto apples.

Bake for about 30 minutes at 375 degrees.

How is it that we didn't even remember the vanilla ice cream in the freezer while we plowed through this stuff? Because it was so good it didn't need ice cream. Good without ice cream? What?! I know!
Summary=good recipe.


Enjoy!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

There will be jam


Look what I found on my run, this morning!
We were headed down a big hill, and I caught a glimpse of them as we flew by.
5 (excruciating-could it BE any hotter?!) miles later, we looped back, and waded through the thorniest, pokiest bushes I have ever seen...or felt.
Totally worth it though. K and I each took home 2-3 cups of fresh berries a la FREE.

And blackberry season is just beginning! Can't wait to go back for more!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Don't worry. Be happy.

Do you think she chose smileys as her subject to keep me from getting angry?

Oh and yes, she used a Sharpie.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

My Lipgloss Be Poppin' 2

Reasons to stay off the phone/computer until my kids are asleep.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Chick Chat

I've decided to put together a little Book Group. I have no idea who is coming to my house tonight, but late night + sleeping kids + good friends + semi-spontaneous parties at the Willy House usually equals a decent time.
Have you read this book?
It's a good one. There is talk of a movie. How exciting would that be? I can only hope that the movie won't be the worst thing ever made, like some other (Twilight) books to movie projects have turned out. It should be mentioned that I threw a flip flop at my tv (Jimmy Kimmel) tonight, hoping it would make Kristen Stewart stop talking like she's about to sneeze. That said, I'll probably still pack along to the midnight showing of Eclipse with the gal pals, because 1) I heart movie candy, and 2) you just can't beat the people watching at a Twilight movie release. SO, yeah I'll be there, wearing my "Team Aaron" t-shirt. (jenny, add that to the list of shirts you need to make for me...if the Girl Scout Cookie shirt makes us millions, let's take the profits and buy a house on balboa island.)

Ok, anyway, Book Club. There's already a Marriage and Family themed "Book Group", so I'm trying to think of a witty little name for my book group, so announcements for the two don't get mixed up. Any suggestions?

And since I am hosting, there must be food. (otherwise, what's the point, really?)
I made a batch of "Mockingjay Cookies" tonight.

Recipe found, here.
I free handed the bird using some scissors and a piece of junk mail to make a stencil, then dusted with powdered sugar.
Kasey's bringing "Nightlock berry chocolate cake". Yum.

Make you want to start a rebellion?

Now that the groundhog is gone, and the neighbors can't get in...

I picked nearly 20 squash (squashes?) two days ago.
How is it that by today, there were 7 more ready to be picked today, 4 of which are so big, they look like they should have been picked yesterday? I guess they were hiding.
Either way, Yum!

I want bread. Gimme your best Zucchini Anything recipes, please.
We aren't sick of squash, yet, but I imagine we will be in another week or so, and I'll have to start getting creative.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The Japanese are Attacking!

Japanese Beetles, that is.

Every year, they come, they eat, they leave us with nothing but a stubble of a plant.
They are gross. They are everywhere!

The problem with the bag-a-bug beetle bags, is that I feel like I am just attracting every bug from the entire neighborhood, rather than away from my garden. 2 hrs after hanging the last bag, we had 2 CUPS worth of beetles trapped. Sick, right? And they were still all over the peaches.

I just found this link, and I am going to try it. I'll let you know how it works out.

And in case you are wondering, no, I will not be eating the beetles.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Who needs a pet when you have a baby?

Someone closed the door before the little man made it inside.
My sliding glass door is really really dirty.
Almost as dirty as my baby.
Who's in only a onesie because someone never got him dressed today.


Proof that she's my child

The first word Reese spelled on her little word builder toy.

n-a-g

Friday, June 18, 2010

On a serious note

My daughters had Pertussis.

You're thinking,
Huh? What?
Do people still even get Whooping Cough?
Didn't you give them the vaccine?
and
Did our kids play together while yours were contagious?

Answers:
Whooping Cough. Yes. Really.
Yes.
YES.
Probably.

We did vaccinate our children.
Others around us did not.
And we got it anyway.

Luckily, since we're immunized, they did not get a very bad case of it.
Luckily, all of my children got on antibiotics and everyone in our home is fine.

Well, except that Quincy sounds like Joan Rivers:

Funny.




Know what's NOT funny?
This. (videos via google and youtube)


or this:



What a nightmare that would be.
They're on my own blog and I can't even watch them again.
If your kids have symptoms of Pertussis, ANY of the symptoms, just go get the test done and find out, even if they've had the vaccine, because your kids might be like mine.

Maybe, they'll seem fine.
Maybe they won't even really be bothered by that "little cough" that was only at night time, and only lasted 2 days.

Maybe it is just teething.
Maybe it is just a virus.
Maybe it is just allergies.
Maybe it is just laryngitis.
Maybe it is just the heat.
Maybe they're just tired.
Maybe she's just grouchy.

Or maybe it is Pertussis.

Even though my kids weren't as sick as they could have been, they had still been contagious for a week.
Sick enough to infect a child with no immunity.
And I didn't know it.


Infants don't get the 1st dose of the vaccine (DTaP) until they are 2 months old, and won't have the full dose of the vaccine until 15-18 months.

How many un-immunized infants did I unknowingly expose to Pertussis, while I packed my kids all over town assuming they were "just grouchy", "just tired", and "just fine" because it was "just a cough"?

Fight the spreading of communicable diseases.
Vaccinate your children.


Because maybe, if more people had the pertussis vaccine, my kids wouldn't have gotten it in the first place.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Good Things

a few little things I am grateful for, today.

-walking across a new concrete patio to pick fresh berries from the yard.

-Toy Story Memory Match with "the fam"

-a really good haircut.

-laughing really hard with my mom the other night ("I can't feel my toes!" "I can see my breath!")

-medicine

-Sonic Raspberry Limeade (move over, cherry)

-Free delivery on lumber for my pergola.
- I've saved this article from a Cottage Living magazine in my nightstand since 2007...which is when I first decided I needed a door in my kitchen, a patio, and a pergola. My pergola will be a little different, but hopefully equally as beautiful. Making it happen, baby.

-funding my projects with money earned teaching preschool. It feels wonderful to be able to make our house a home without denting our family budget.

-A good husband

-good kids

-tickets to California

We interrupt this marriage to bring you the NBA finals.

Father's Day is this coming Sunday.
I couldn't have picked a better man to help me raise our brood.

And nothing says, "thank you for being the father of my children" like a Lakers tshirt.
He really wants one. Probably to go with the nasty Lakers shorts that he's rescued from the trash/fireplace/garage sale bin 100 times.

But which one?
I think the yellow is a little loud. Loud does not = Aaron, unless it's for the Lakers. Then that yellow is the perfect hue. I think he'd like the phrase on it. It's one that comes up often in our home.

Or...
on this site, you can make a "custom" Lakers shirt. It's like one of those Barbie computer games designed for 8 yr old girls, where you have a blank shirt and you choose a color, then put the "stickers" on the shirt. I had fun playing with that for awhile. Maybe I just give him a credit and let him make his own shirt? Will he like it more if he "designs" it himself? Like Build a Bear for grown men.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Things that aren't fair.


Thanks for changing poopies, coming to Disneyworld, building/fixing stuff, babysitting, playing cards, being super fun, going to movies, spoiling our children, feeding us really good food, and a thousand other things.

To say, "you will be missed" is an understatement.

Monday, June 14, 2010

You know you're a redneck if....

Nelson called yesterday to tell me he had arrived at our house to prep for pouring our concrete patio.

I told him we'd be home in a minute, and not to "be alarmed, but there's a live groundhog trapped under the bucket near the fence."

Nelson: "Ok, Uhhh....did you want me to exterminate him for you?"

Hmmm....do I?

Yes. Yes. I do.
But not in my yard.


So, Nelson happily packed up Lil Phil


Hahahahaha, if only I had caught his face when I psyched him out. It was so funny. I insisted that Phil could still get out of there, but Nelson assured me that the secured lid was sufficient.

Or not.

The minute we walked away from the closed container, the lid came flying off the bucket and up into the air. I screamed, and Nelson sprinted back over to it, grabbed the lid, threw it back on as fast as he could, and said, "Ok, I think we might need to get a rope."


So Phil was tied up,

thrown into the back of a truck,
and taken home to Nelson's house....

where he was shot with a pellet gun, skinned, and is now soaking in a salt water bath.
Nelson plans to fire up his roasting pan tomorrow night and cook us up a Groundhog feast.
He promises to bring me a sample.
I requested only a bite size sample.


That's right.
we are freaking going to
eat
Groundhog Phil.
with lettuce, of course.


You mess with my garden and I will destroy you.
(I'm back to sounding tough again. yay.)

"Cuz I caught him in the Autumn in my garden one night..."

Ladies and Gentleman,
it's Groundhog Day.

After discovering Punxatawny Phil's nasty little lair under my deck out back, I filled his hole with water and flushed him out. I was certain that the arrival of the 4 ft snake and the completion of our fence would keep Lil' Phil from returning to my garden for lunch, but...

I was wrong.
He is back.

I saw him today, making his way across my yard. Headed for my garden! "He was robbing me, raping me! Rooting through my rutabaga, raiding my arugula and ripping up the rampion, my champion! My favorite!..."

I'm sure he just laughed at my feeble attempt to keep him out with a wire fence. I just assumed that after all the lettuce he's been helping himself to this week, that he'd eventually be too fat to fit through the wire holes. Well, he's almost too fat.

I'd had enough.
So I caught him.

And as a special treat for the 3 of you out there who still read this blog, I give you video coverage.

Grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show.
(the videos are about 1 min each)

Attempt #1: Meg's butt tries to catch a groudhog (but mostly Meg's butt....my trash is not really that big, Reese was holding the camera, ok?)



Attempt #2: It's in the bag...er...bucket


I LOVE Reese's, "Get him, mommy!" It reminds me of the scene at the end of Monster's Inc. when Randal gets stuck in a trailer and the Hillbillies chase him around, bopping him on the head with a frying pan screaming, "Git him, Momma! Git that ugly gator!"

Reese wants to "keep him as a pet, and name him Buttercup."
Quincy wants the "snake to come eat him up in the cage."

I want to pop him on the head with a shovel, because I think it would make me extra cool if I could say that I killed it, but as you can see from the video, I'm not exactly tough.

One thing is certain, Lil' Phil has got to go.

I have something very special planned for him. Very special. I promise it will not disappoint.
Until then, I'll be singing, "Don't you ever never ever mess around with my greens!"

To be continued....

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Dear Airlines

There were flights for $200 round trip to California when I was tied to commitments and had zero time to take a vacation. Now they are $400. What gives? I haven't been to California in 2 years, and it's been 5 years since Aaron came home with me. I'm sorry for ignoring you. I'm available now. Could you coordinate your schedule with mine and be more accommodating, please? I could really use a double double with cheese. Thanks.

-Unsatisfied Customer

Friday, June 11, 2010

She Shoots, She Scores!

Some of you don't know this, but I have the funniest husband in the world. It takes awhile to crack Aaron's personality. He has many layers, and he is usually happy to kick back and let others be the center of attention. You really need to know him well to see how hilarious he is. He is a perfect balance for me, since I often have a hard time not being serious. On the upside, he's never serious. On the downside, he is never serious...


This is how we roll:


Meg: I'm going to build a pergola in the backyard.

Aaron: Ok. Sounds good. Wait. What?

Meg: Ugh. Don't act like you're not listening.

Aaron: I wasn't listening ;)

Meg: Nice. I'm going to build a pergola in the backyard. We need to decide on the dimensions for the patio, because I'd like Nelson to come prep for concrete before my Dad leaves.

Aaron: I don't know yet. Don't pressure me. I need plans.

Meg: Here are the plans. They aren't drawn to scale, but this is the general idea.

Aaron: [looks at plans] Make it bigger.

Meg: It's big enough.

Aaron: That's what she said.

Two days later...


Meg: Ok, here are two plans with the expenses written down for each. Plan A is smaller, and less expensive. Plan B is your plan, but it costs a little more, which doesn't really matter, since it doesn't affect the budget.

Aaron: Meg, I don't want a cement patio. Can you build a deck?

Meg: I can build a deck, but I'm not building a deck.

Aaron: Hmmm...I dunno.... [glances back at the tv... disinterested, distracted.]

Meg: Did I mention that my parents leave Wednesday? I want the header for the pergola up before my Dad leaves, and I can't decide where to put the posts for the pergola until we make a decision on the concrete, because I'm going to have Nelson pour the footers for me. Soooo we're kind of in a time crunch here. I just need to know.

Aaron: Ha! Don't talk to me like I'm a supplier. I know that voice. I use it every single day at work. You can't scare me with deadline threats.

Meg: Are we doing this or not?

Aaron: No. We aren't. Not right now, anyway. I want more time.

Meg: I will give you one hour.

Aaron:
That's what she said. One hour is no good. The Lakers are on in 10 minutes.

Meg: I will give you 10 minutes.

Aaron: You know that won't work on me.


1 hour later...



Aaron: Meg, wake up.

Meg: No. What.

Aaron: Fisher just hit a last minute 3.

Meg: Of course he did. They're toast without him if he doesn't come back next year.

Aaron: This game is so close, I'm going crazy.

Meg: Nice to see you so passionate about something. Where was that an hour ago when I needed your attention?

Aaron: Shhh...it's still too close to call.

Meg: Seriously?! I was asleep.

Aaron: Yeah, I woke you up to pray for the Lakers to win.

Meg: Seriously?!!

Aaron: Meg. I hate the Celtics.

Meg: You're not funny. I'm asleep.

Aaron: Ok. If the Lakers win tonight, you can do the patio.

Meg: I'm awake. How much time is left?

Aaron: One minute.

Meg: Deal.

Aaron:
How's that for collateral? Bet you care now if they win! Now, start praying. Kobe can't make a shot to save his life, tonight.



Good thing Fisher can.
Nelson comes Monday.

I guess we should add the Lakers to the list of things pushed on the children in the Willy house.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

"Cuz' I'm a Pusher"

We all have things that we push on our kids, with hope that they will love it as much as we do. There is certainly no shortage in the world of onesies and bibs with NBA or NFL team logos on them. As much as we don't like (or do like) to admit it, we all do it.
I give you June's incriminating evidence:

1) Culvers
I will literally cry tears of joy the day I hear one of my children say, "I'll have a team scoopie butterburger with cheese, the works, hold the onions..."

Remember Quincy's first trip to Culvers, in 2007?
and now...
Addiction formed=Success.

Ahhhh...but if only we could have introduced Reese earlier in her infancy. She's been wearing this scowl a LOT lately. We hope it's not a permanent fixture.
We took Corbin for his first trip to Culvers last week.
He was unsure of it's goodness:
Then he tasted the custard, and immediately asked for more.
Then he DEMANDED more until there was none left to give.
Culvers induced coma=success.

2) Donuts
Brian Regan said it well, "This is a big decision. You can't blow donut day."
The photos speak for themselves.
Is there such a thing as "reverse pushing"? You know, like kids pushing things on their parents?
Lovers of donuts=Success.

and here we have a certain grandparent pushing Diet Coke on my son.
Listen up, Corbin.
Diet Coke is disgusting. Coke is disgusting. Any form of Pepsi or RC is disgusting.
What you need is a big, fat, ice cold Dr. Pepper.

But that's "much to good for children".

So, tell me, what have you pushed on your kids?