So the last post about preschool group was scheduled.
What was NOT scheduled was me canceling preschool group due to my kids being up all night sick. Reese had a fever of 101.4 this morning and Q was coughing so bad that she threw up.
Gross.SO
BACK to the pediatrician we went. I think I hold a regular time slot there on Monday's now...or at least I feel like I do.
Dr. There's Nothing Wrong With Your Child: Well...what's the problem with Reese
this time?
Meg: Um. She's still sick. They both are, actually, but I only made an appointment for Reese this time, since last time I payed for two appointments to be told there's nothing wrong with them.
Dr. There's Nothing Wrong With Your Child: Hmmm... ok, well does she have any symptoms of illness this time?
Meg: the same symptoms she had last time. Fever. Coughing. Psycho-ness. Is that a symptom? It usually means an ear infection in our house.
Dr. There's Nothing Wrong With Your Child: Let's take a look...
The verdict? EAR INFECTION. Someone get me my Harvard Med School Diploma please.
THEN Quincy started to cough up a lung and he suggested giving her a breathing treatment.
Meg: Yes, if you recall, I SUGGESTED giving her Xoponex at our last visit, but you said that it wouldn't do any good, because she had allergy induced croup, and NOT an infection in her lungs.
Dr. There's Nothing Wrong With Your Child: Hmmm...she sounds pretty wheezy now. Let's just do a treatment here, see if it helps her lungs, and if it does I'll write her a Rx.
Meg: an antibiotic? (music to my ears after last week) sounds great.
Of COURSE the nebulizer helped, so we got a prescription. Doc claims her immune system was weakened and this is an entirely NEW illness, which is why he didn't give her meds last week.
Whatever. I won't be back to see him, anyway. Time for a new doctor. After the treatment, and 2 prescriptions later, we check out.
They
BILLED me for an appointment for Q also! I mean, it's good, because I left with a Rx and her ears are full of fluid, so this saved me a trip back in 2 days when they are infected, but really? charged for two kids, when I was there a week ago only to be told "they're FINE" when clearly they were now? It's not like I ASKED for her to be treated. AND we have a box FULL of breathing treatments and a nebulizer at home. Now I get to pay for the Xoponex they gave her in the clinic
and use of their nebulizer.
lame. I think I am cursed. I don't know what I did to piss off the Pharmacy gods, but I am truly sorry.
We went to Sams Club to fill the prescriptions this time, to avoid the drama and hassle that went down last week at the Wal-Mart pharmacy.Lunch with Dad, a traumatic experience involving my 4yr old and an automatic flushing toilet, and like a zillion chocolate muffin samples later, Rx's filled.
....WITH HORSE PILLS for Q, and Capsules for R.What 2 and 4 yr olds do YOU know that can swallow a pill the size of a nickel? I'm just glad I thought to look in the bag.
Here we go again...Meg: Um, excuse me, but these are pills.
Tiny Pharmacist with glasses the size of her face on the tip of her nose: Yes. This
is a pharmacy. That's the general idea.
hahahaha (fake laughing)
Meg: ???! (my-my! she was an angry elf!) Yes, but my children are 2 and 4. The prescriptions I gave you are from a pediatrician and have their Date Of Birth on the top of the slip. Do you carry amoxicillin in an oral suspension?
Angry Elf: If you wanted an oral suspension, you should have said so. It's almost lunchtime. There is no way we'll be able to get a hold of your pediatrician today to confirm that it needs to be in a suspension.
Can't you just FORCE your children to take pills? Smash them up or something.
Meg: yeah, she's TWO. I can't get her to even eat PEANUT BUTTER or bananas right now, so I'm thinking that shoving a giant pill down her throat isn't gonna fly.
Angry Elf: You should tell her it is medicine and that it will make that cough go away so she can feel better. THEN she will take the pills.
Meg: I could tell her they are chocolate coated jelly beans and she isn't going to touch them. And I'm not going to try. If the medicine is the same, why does my doctor need to specify whether is is in a pill or a liquid form? Can I just have my Rx back to fill somewhere else?
I already knew the answer to that question before I asked it. But, it DID irritate the Angry Elf enough to push her glasses back up over her eyes and call my doctor.
Angry Elf: He's willing to make the change for you. It will be ready in an hour.
Another hour?
Kids: crying.
Me: irritated.
Aaron is going ot pick up the meds on his way home from work. We came home to take a nap.
I am SO SO SO tired of having sick kids and having to deal with doctors.
I almost don't care though.
Today is STILL a fantastic day.
FABULOUS actually.
You might even say..."It's a BEAUTIFUL DAY..."
Why???
We have tickets to see U2 LIVE in Dallas, baby! That's why.
October will be a
wonderful month.
Jeff and Laurie...want some visitors? How about 5? (wow. will I really have a 5 person household, soon?! Look out Brady Bunch)
Yay.I'm going to go take a nap now, and get fired up for Round II of the grouchies when my poor sickies wake up.