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Friday, December 12, 2008

"...And I Feel You, Crawling Underneath My Skin..."


Tonight as I tucked Reese into bed:
Reese: Mommy, my underwears are stuck up in my bum.
Me: Oh, you should get it out of there then I guess.
Reese: Ok, but it will just get up there again and again and again.
Me: That means your underwear is getting too small and we need to buy you some more. Hey, maybe you will get some pretty new underwear in your stocking from Santa!
Reese: Ooooh Yippee!
Me: What kind of underwear would you like Santa to bring you? Dora, Disney Princess, or Tinkerbell?
Reese: (thinks for a moment) Hmmmm....Well if it's Christmas, maybe Santa can bring me underwear with Baby Jesus on them! Yippee!

Call me a Scrooge, but I don't think the Elves have "Baby Jesus underwear" on their inventory at the North Pole.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your girls always make me laugh. Baby Jesus underwear??

Anonymous said...

There you go! The idea to make your millions... Baby Jesus underwear. Let me know where you find them, so I can pick them up for my kids too. :0)

Anonymous said...

lol. that is so awesome. also, they have em at kohls... but I can only vouch for the mens department.

Anonymous said...

well at least she knows the TRUE meaning of Christmas!! Good Job!!

Anonymous said...

No they make everything. I got some baby Jesus underwear back in 88.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Hilarious!! What a cute little girl!

Anonymous said...

actually I think it's a really good idea...but not for little ones. Like teens. just a little reminder.....you should patent it for sure.