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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

"...Can't You Hear That Thunder? You'd Better Run, You'd Better Take Cover..."

remember Thunder?

A little update... the other day I was again on my way to Carrie's, and noticed that our dear canine friend is now harnessed and chained to the tree in the front yard.

Not only were several neighbors sick of having their children terrified to go outside, fearing they might be attacked by the neighborhood beast, but apparently the local sanitation workers were also tired of picking up Thunder's little trail of destruction every week. Thunder had a habit of making the rounds on trash day, knocking down everyone's cans, shredding the Hefty bags and dragging the contents out in into the street. Someone finally got fed up and called animal control.

Enjoy your leash, Thunder. I'm sorry your owner (guy on phone) is not aware of proper animal maintenance and control. I'm not sorry that you have been sentenced to the confines of your own yard. Perhaps you will think about the scratch you left in the paint on my van, the next time you have to poop 6 feet away from your water dish.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!

thinking back that was one of your finer posts. truly hilarious! it was even funny the second time. funny AND scary, but less scary knowing everything turned out OK.