Tonight as I tucked Reese into bed:
Reese: Mommy, my underwears are stuck up in my bum.
Me: Oh, you should get it out of there then I guess.
Reese: Ok, but it will just get up there again and again and again.
Me: That means your underwear is getting too small and we need to buy you some more. Hey, maybe you will get some pretty new underwear in your stocking from Santa!
Reese: Ooooh Yippee!
Me: What kind of underwear would you like Santa to bring you? Dora, Disney Princess, or Tinkerbell?
Reese: (thinks for a moment) Hmmmm....Well if it's Christmas, maybe Santa can bring me underwear with Baby Jesus on them! Yippee!
Call me a Scrooge, but I don't think the Elves have "Baby Jesus underwear" on their inventory at the North Pole.
