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Thursday, April 9, 2009

On "Loving Thy Neighbor"...

ROSS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
You are nice, kind, wonderful people.
But something has GOT to give.
Get another hobby. Stop tinkering in your yard, it is NOT helping.

Your propane tank USED to be encased in a pretty box, made of wood lattice and 2 x 4's. In the springtime, bright blue morning glory's would climb all over it and it was quite attractive.

And then you took the box down. WHY?!
You spray painted your tank SILVER...now it looks like a SUBMARINE has surfaced between our properties. WHY?!

AND AS. IF. THAT. WASN'T. ENOUGH...

I look out my back patio today and THIS is my view?!
REALLY?
REALLY?!!
REALLY! WHY????
I went outside and thought for a minute that I'd mistakenly opened the door to a Gain Commercial.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
NINE pairs of underwear hanging on the line.
Am I going to get this view every week and a half?
Let me buy you a year supply.

11 comments:

Kristin Hanson said...

Oh my goodness gracious me - I'm still laughing. I can't believe your lovely neighbors want their undies aired out!

Judd said...

It's no wonder the "south" has a stigma...I am still cracking up out loud while my wife is trying to sleep! Thanks for the GREAT laugh!

Natalie said...

How very redneck of them! WOW.

Kathy said...

Meg, maybe you should go get a really huge bra and hang it with the tidywhities next week. At least the picture would be complete.

Mamarazzi said...

oh my goodness...and they all seem to be different sizes...are the larger ones for all you can eat buffet days at the Silver Saddle?

THIS post is one of those that i want to sent my friends over to read...darn you and your private blog!!

Kasey said...

LOL!

I'm dying to know WHY there are 8 pair the same size and one GIANT pair! Is that for the days his tummy is feeling a little is sensitive and can't handle the pressure of the elastic band??

Lara said...

Time to build a privacy fence!

Sarah said...

Gotta hand it out to him...no skids. Impressive.

sheena said...

aaahahahah!! why is one pair so huge??

Arianne said...

too funny, I love a good neighbor story!

Jen said...

Freaking hilarious!! And I just had to giggle at your label! TOO TOO FUNNY!