On Wearing Pants.

I reached a turning point in my life, today.
It was the day when you breeze right past the real clothes in the store and shop only for sweatpants and velour tracksuits.

I thought this day would never come...or at least not until I turn 70.
But, friends, I am here to tell you that I am alive and well, and rocking the pajamas-as-clothing train at 29, baby!

I am so glad I have this handy chart here to keep me out of the "those are not actually pants" grey area.

I also bought a pair of moccasins last week that I'm 99.9% sure are actually slippers.
The boots I wore today also fit into said "slipper" category.

So basically, I'm sayin', "In your face, Winter!" with jogging suits and slippers, this year.

Bring it on, December. It's Christmas month, it's Giving month, it's Birthday month for 2 of my children, and it's the Cookie month.
My stretchy pants and I are totally excited for your arrival.

Facebook and Birth Control

I have 31 facebook friends that are pregnant, or have delivered a baby in the last 60 days.
That's a lot of ultrasounds on my news feed.

So, if you want to get knocked up, forget about ovulation calendars, just become my facebook friend. It's a pretty good system. I only have about 300 fb friends, and I'm guessing about 200 of them are female. Considering one friend usually announces a pregnancy per day, you should conceive within 6 months.

Best of luck to you all.

Oh, and if you are NOT planning on becoming pregnant in the next 6 months...too bad. You probably will unless you unfriend me. Don't say I didn't warn you. ;)

"You Know I'm Training To Be a Cage FIghter..."

Q pretty much rocks the somersault.
We don't know where she learned it,
but it's awesome.
Here she is practicing her Okinawan Crane technique:

Daniel: What were you doing on those stumps?
Mr. Miyagi: Called crane technique.
Daniel: Does it work?
Mr. Miyagi: If do right, no can defence.
Daniel: Could you teach me?
Mr. Miyagi: First learn stand, then learn fly

All we have to do now is get her to wash the car...