Facebook and Birth Control

I have 31 facebook friends that are pregnant, or have delivered a baby in the last 60 days.
That's a lot of ultrasounds on my news feed.

So, if you want to get knocked up, forget about ovulation calendars, just become my facebook friend. It's a pretty good system. I only have about 300 fb friends, and I'm guessing about 200 of them are female. Considering one friend usually announces a pregnancy per day, you should conceive within 6 months.

Best of luck to you all.

Oh, and if you are NOT planning on becoming pregnant in the next 6 months...too bad. You probably will unless you unfriend me. Don't say I didn't warn you. ;)