I stayed home from church with sicky Q yesterday. At dinner, I asked Reese what she learned about in Primary.
Reese: We talked about Alayna's nipples.
!!!???!
Me: What? What do you mean? You saw her nipples? Why? When? Why?!
Reese: Alayna has nipples. BIG nipples, and everyone saw them. It was so funny. My teacher thinks they are really cute. You can poke them. Do you have nipples, Mom? Dad says you have nipples, too.
Me: Wait, poke them like how? Show me how you and your teacher poked Alayna's nipples.
Reese then put one finger on each of her cheeks and said, "Like this. Alayna has these nipples right here and they get really big like this (she sucked in her cheeks) when she smiles, it is sooo cute."
Me: DIMples, Reese. Those are called dimples.
Alayna does, indeed have darling dimples that are worthy of poking. I, however, do not. We're still working out the misunderstanding there.
Goodbye Butterflies
12 years ago
5 comments:
I so needed that laugh. Thanks
I laughed so hard I thought I was having an asthma attack. That is so unbelievably funny!
hahahahahahahahahahaha out of the mouths of babes hahahaha
I was just telling my Mom I wonder what my primary kids get out of my lessons every week. We were talking about Alayna's dipples because two of the boys were making fun of Kira's ears sticking out. I was trying to get them to shut up and stop making fun of my baby. So I tried to point out how she has one cute little dipple when she smiles just like Alayna.
LOL! I figured it was something pretty random. Hahaha!
I get so mad when people make fun of my babies. Only I get to do that. My neighbor (naked marge) always made a point of telling me how "homely" she thought Quincy looked. It used to make me so mad. Now, she makes a point of how glad she is that Quincy turned out to be "ok" looking, since she was so worried about her when she was a "not-cute" baby. Nice.
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