Inside every man there is a 14 old girl trying to get out.

Ok maybe not. But we've somehow gotten ourselves on magazine trial list. We have received 4 issues of EBONY magazine, addressed to Aaron Willardson Walmart Snacks.
EBONY. REALLY.
Because every Salty Snack Buyer really wants to read about "how many calories are in that mojito".

Aaron didn't believe me that they were actually addressed to him and thought it was a joke.
The mailbox was visited by Alicia Keys, Michelle O, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and then Whitney.

This month our free mail has gone a little more vanilla...

That's right. American Cheerleader.
Now Aaron can read his Cheer-O-Scope, and brush up on his "Liberty Grip, Double Down Cradle, and Tuck Arch Basket Toss".

what. the. heck.

and
TWO DAYS LATER...
Another issue!

This one featuring the "Team Twilight Article where Ashley Greene dishes on her vampy life"

Lucky us.

My niece is a frosh cheerleader-Tay, they're all yours...and you're gonna want them, cuz according to this week's Cheer-O-Scope, "...a new love possibility shows up in late October".