"Let's Go Back a Million Years to the Very First Indian Prince..."

After an 8 month break from contacts, Aaron has decided to put the frames on the shelf and go back to to disposable lenses. Now that Summer is officially over, we can all go from hearing him ask us the question,

"Hey, does my face look red?"

to,

"Hey, do my eyes look red?"

I'm hoping he'll grow tired of my new favorite response :

"He Kiss a Maid and Start To Blush,
and We All Been Blushing Since....
Hunna Munna Gunda, Hunna Munna Gunda
Now you got it right from the Head man
The real true story of the red man
No matter what's been written or said
Now you know why the red man's red!"

I'd appreciate if you all would play along and save me from having every light in the bedroom turned on at 5am, while asks me these two ridiculous questions, as he gets ready for work every morning.