It all started with another broken digital camera. (another? YES! I have killed 4 digital cameras and will never spend over $100 on one...evah! Ok, so 3 of them came to us previously owned, but STILL WORKING nonetheless. Our home is the place where digital cameras come to die.)
The Walmart Black Friday paper was advertising a few digital cameras and for a few days, we talked about getting a new one, while they are on sale, but in the end we decided to continue using the one we have that kinda-sorta works most of the time, and wait until it completely gives up the ghost.
Walmart was also advertising the Barbie Diamond Princess Barbie for $5. (sweet!) This is specifically what Reese has told us she wants for Christmas so I was, of course, stoked that Santa could get his shopping done for $5 this year.
I also saw a teeny tiny crock pot that I really wanted.
Yesterday...
We had a great thanksgiving with golfing, about 4 other families, basketball, volleyball and A LOT of homemade pies. It was fun, but a late night for us and the kids, so...
4:45 am rolled around WAAAAAY too early!!! I sat in bed, debating whether or not it would be worth it to get up and go fight the crowd at Walmart for two $5 Barbies and a tiny crockpot.
Aaron was wide awake once the alarm went off, because he is used to waking up close to that time every morning, so he volunteered to go in my stead.
nice right?
He returned with 3 Barbies (one for Reese, on for Quin, and one for a friend's birthday present coming up in two weeks) and NO TINY CROCKPOT. He DID, however, manage to purchase:
-a new digital camera (yeah, the one "we" decided not to get) which I am actually really happy about, so I shouldn't complain.
-a memory card for the new camera
-a removable memory drive thing for our laptop
-an MP3 player similar to the one we already own (see: Mothers Day)
-blocks that the girls already have
-2 movies we've already seen and a 3rd that the girls already have
-a princess version of a memory game we already have
-the hand mixer (that we just got rid of because I have a kitchen aid) that was on the shelf at Walmart right next to my tiny crock pot
-the food processor/chopper that was also right next to my tiny crockpot
-a V Tech game system for the girls that I just bought from a friend and is sitting in the top of our closet...which is the most hilarious, because as we went through the walmart ad the day before, I pointed out the hand held version and mentioned that I had just purchased a regular V Tech console from a friend, thinking that it would be the hand held kind, and I wasn't sure that the girls would really play with it, so once the girls were tired of it we should just donate it to the Children's Shelter. SO HE BOUGHT ANOTHER EXACTLY LIKE IT? Does anyone listen to anything I say in this house???
-a carrying case and a memory card for the
-265 dollar DIGITAL CAMCORDER
Seriously.
It's like a repeat inventory of everything we already own. Except for the digital camcorder...we don't have one of those, but still! $265?! Is that really how much they cost?I sent him in for 2 Barbies and a tiny crock pot and he spent $500.
$12.80 vs. $500
$12.80 vs. $500
What. The. Heck.
When I asked him "WHYYYYYYY?" and IF he was going to spend that much, why not on a new DVD player for the kids to replace the broken one, or a new wireless router to replace the broken one (so we can move the computer back to the desk where it belongs) I'm SURE they had door buster deals on both of THOSE items...they're electronics!He said that everyone was fighting like mad over everything, so he got caught up in the excitement and figured he'd better get one of everything too, just in case we needed it.
Everything?
Everything except a tiny crock pot.
This is EXACTLY why men should stay home with the children and women should handle the Black Friday business.
I went to help a friend out with some cleaning this morning, and stopped at WM on my way home to pick up my tiny crock pot. It was the very last one, but I got it, and it only cost me $3.80 after our Walmart Associate discount. Woot! I'm having me some Sweet Baby Ray Lil' Smokies and chips with queso dip tonight!
Aaron is at Walmart right now, returning 2 of the movies, the MP3 player (seriously, whyyy?), the mixer, the blocks, the memory game, and the V Tech thingy, but NOT the camcorder.
So stay tuned... we will soon be featuring video footage of all the ridiculousness that happens in our home on a regular basis. If you get lucky, one of us will tape the other talking in his sleep.
Bad things happen when men shop...or at least when my man shops. I have learned my lesson and definitely should have just gotten out of bed at 4:45 this morning.
15 comments:
very funny!
i keep thinking i should go and pick up a few things but the thought of crowds makes me cringe!
the door buster deals were only from 5-11am anyway.
Video Killed the Radio Star ... That song always makes me think of the Empire Records movie. Love it. Happy Thnaksgiving Mugs. Congrats on the pregnancy, and I cant wait for the videos. Bring 'em on!
If it's any comfort, I think all husbands shop the same way. At least it was returnable!
SOOOO SOOOO funny Meg. I read it to Dan while he was brushing his teeth...needless to say, the tooth paste foam was spitting out everywhere!!!!
Was it our camera that broke? Or was that the last one? We've almost gotten a camcorder a few times now... it seems like the type of thing you get once you have kids, though, so eventually we'll end up with one. The prices on them have comedown a lot recently, and they are so freaking small now, huh.
I totally understand Aaron's Man-shopping strategy. I would get whatever crossed my mind, and if we already had it... well, that's what the returns area is for. Every Christmas I end up with as much stuff that I have to return as what actually end up giving to Kristie.
Ooooh, I love the Chuck talking in his sleep, or doing generally funny things while tired stories! Can't wait!
Aaron is Tom. I once sent him to the store to by "a" bag of chips - and he literally came home with $50 worth of cookies and chips. The women definitely need to keep the men away from walmart.
Hahaha that is awesome. I'm excited for the videos!
Yes, Scotty, we killed your camera off pretty quickly. I'm not sure what we do to them...they just die. They start off by going through batteries every 10 photos or so (yes I remember to turn the camera off after taking pictures). Then, they start freezing up when you turn them on, and sometimes just shut down before you get to take a picture. THEN they stop turning on at all, even with brand new batteries. Somewhere in the middle of that they often refuse to let me upload pics to the computer. I just get denied every 3rd or 4th time. Weird. I kill cameras. Contact us if you need to have a camera put to sleep. I can usually get the job within 3 months.
LOL! So funny! SO what happens when I send my hubby to the store. . . which now I'm VERY afraid as he's headed out the door to ol' Wal-mart to get treats for our Sunday School kids tomorrow. I'll let you know what that tab comes to. . .
Mark will always come home with way more than I ever put on the list that, coincidentally, he always asks me for. $50 of groceries turns out costing $129 because he'll buy 4 heads of different kinds of lettuce when I specifically asked for 2 heads of romaine, 5 different bags of chips (no chips on the list), etc. I also think men are just not up to the thrashing they get when they disappoint the women in their lives. So they overcompensate just to make sure there's something we're pleased with.... They're under a TON of pressure, you know, birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries -- gotta get it right or else! Men all shop the same. Funny!
So funny...so true...with David traveling so much, he rarely gets to do any shopping, and I can always count on oodles of extras when he does! I had to read this post out loud to him because I thought it was so hysterical. He didn't appreciate the humor so much. I think it struck a little too close to home...
once robby went to the store to get ice cream.....JUST icecream. nothing else on the list.
he came home with no ice cream....
i
hear
you.
but at least he went, right?
TOOOOO funny!
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