Later, we called grandma to tell her a letter would be coming in the mail...and that was when I realized that we were so distracted by the rain that we didn't put an address on the letter! Some postal worker just fished a stamped letter out of the mailbox that just says "To Grandma" on the front! Of course, I didn't put a return address either, so we won't be getting it back. This raises so many questions... What does the post office do with letters like this? Do they throw them away? I can not be the first frazzled mother to have done this. Where do they all go? Are they sitting in a bin labeled "Letters From People Who Are Too Stupid To Properly Address Their Mail" that sits in the back corner of the post office next to the "Letters For Santa" and "Letters To God" bins?
Do they stuff them in the empty mailboxes of the little old ladies, that come to the post office everyday, to ease their lonliness? (Do any of you remember being forced to watch that seminary video "The Mailbox" every year at Christmastime? It's the one about the really, really, old lady who's family never calls or writes to her? What's with those movies anyway? "Cipher in the Snow" about the little kid that gets bullied on the bus..."The Gift" about the little girl that donated blood to her brother then sits around thinking she is going to die?! So depressing! If i ever get called to be a seminary teacher, I'm bringing my video camera and having my students make their own, non-depressing videos.)
This IS a geriatric community, maybe there is a "grandma" that works at the post office and she assumes all those Letters To Grandma are for her. In fact, some of you might remember this post:
http://aaronandmeg.blogspot.com/2007/11/santa-shops-at-walmart.html
Well then, perhaps "Santa" works at the Post Office too.
I'll check that out and report back with a follow up post in December. My guess is that Reese's Letter To Grandma is lost somewhere behind that great big bin where the "Express Delivery" packages (you know, the ones that you're anxiously waiting for?) are held hostage for 2 weeks.
Someone who likes to do research (Kristen -you can even put it on the Research Blog. This is a very important issue for mothers, as all children write letters to Santa and Grandma....WHERE The HECK DO THEY ALL GO?!) please find out the post office policy and help me put this mystery to rest.
6 comments:
They all go to the Dead Letter Office (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_letter_office). Sometimes, they are auctioned off.
isn't that an album by R.E.M?
this story is HILARIOUS!!
i can just see you guys sitting in the rain fishing out a stamp and Reese hanging out the window to send her letter....awesome.
Jordan and i need to send Reese some good mail! we will work on that tomorrow!
no..send ME Good Mail! I need something other than bills and Dorothy's mail in my mailbox!
Plus I really love stuff you pick out.
Meg, I would love to live just one day in your brain. You have the most brilliant way of analyzing and recording the little moments in our days that make life worth living. This was a really funny story. Thanks for sharing. Save a copy for Reese one day so she can appreciate the trauma you go through to make sure she knows she's loved!
And is there a Research Blog? Do I now have homework? Looks like Cynical, Loveable, Loyal Girl just did it for me, thank you very much. May I be excused from this assignment now? :)
LOL-I guess I should have specified since I have 3 Kristen's linked to my blog. It's the Dave and Kristen, Kristen. Oh shoot! YOU have a David, too! HAHAHAHA... Well, it's the other dave and Kristen, Kristen.
And Kristen B you would HATE spending a day in my brain...it never ever turns off. There's a comedian Wanda Sykes that does an act about how women can't shut their thoughts off when they're trying to go to sleep, and I'm so much like the girl Wanda describes that Aaron will quote the comedy act when it's been longer than 4 minutes since I've stopped talking.
even my comments are long.
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