Meg: "hey, do you think you could get me some water?"
Aaron:
(disgusted) "What?!"
Meg: "DO...YOU...think you could GET...ME..some WAT-ER?"
Aaron: "...what do you need?"
Meg: "WA-TER." "...PLEASE." "...are you awake?"
Aaron:(disgusted and irritated) "What?!"
Meg: "Aaron. Wake up."
Aaron: "Meg. Just tell me what your problem is...what do you need."
Meg: (sigh)"Water."
Aaron: "WHAT?!"
Meg: "forget it."
Aaron: "WHAT?!!"
Meg: (also irritated) "Well I was trying to get the baby to sleep, but i am really really thirsty. I thought you could get me some water, but i didn't realize you were sleeping when i first asked...so just forget it, i guess."
Aaron: (big sigh) "What?!" "...Yeah you've definiately got Polly."
Meg: "what?!"
Aaron: (sits straight up and looks me directly in the eye) "YOU'VE. GOT. POLLY."
Meg: "what?! ...what the crap is polly? what are you talking about?!"
Aaron: (looks at me like I am a complete idiot) "PAH.-LEEE."
Meg: "What?!"
Aaron: "what's your problem?!"
Meg: "Aaron, go get me a water. no. ...just go to bed. you are asleep."
Aaron: (sigh) "yeah...It's this new item."
Meg: "what???"
Aaron: "now YOU'RE polly!"
Meg: "(you've got to be kidding me!) AARON! WAKE UP! GO TO BED.
Aaron: (now startled awake and very confused) "hey...why are you yelling about? geez... what's your problem? what do you need!?
Meg: "hey do you think you could get me some water?
2 comments:
come on Polly...you should like totally know better than to attempt a convo with "sleeps like the dead"
John thinks these stories are hilarious--keep 'em coming.
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