Remember when I had ankles?
Now I have these. 
I believe the proper term is CANKLES. Tonight, my feet and legs were so swollen that they actually spilled over the tops of my shoes. Seriously. Aaron took a picture of my puffy sausage legs...and if I had shaved them in the last century, I might have posted the picture. My legs feel like balloons. Maybe they'll pop and deflate if I were to poke them with a pin.
Dear ankles,
Please come back. I know you're under there.
...somewhere.
