"And I Know I Was Wrong When I Said it Was True That it Couldn't Be Me and Be Her In Between Without YOU"

Ever have a day where there doesn't seem to be enough of you to go around?
Yeah, those are my legs...and those growths at my ankles are my darling little helpers.

I wonder if the fact that I have sidekicks mean I get to have some sort of superpower. You know, like how Batman has Robin? Doesn't the superhero transformation usually involve some sort of blurry three day illness/metamorphosis stage... like when Peter Parker becomes Spiderman? Perhaps after spending 3 days in my bat cave, I have emerged as a superhero...or even better (yet somehow less likely) SuperMom.

Hmmm... what kind of powers did I develop during my foggy slumber?
Can I make laundry disappear?

I'm sure the Mommy Tug-of-War will dissolve soon...like when the Halloween candy and juice boxes they've been surviving on disappear, and the vegetables return.

But, I'm glad they missed me.