Do:
Eat Chicken taquitos.
Make sure they're a good brand. Not all taquitos are created equal. Tyson and El Monterey are both good options.Don't:
Microwave taquitos.
Do:
Eat them with this stuff
Now listen up, because this part is important. We all love homemade salsa, but if you have to go with store bought, Tostitos RESTAURANT STYLE (medium) is the ONLY way to go. I ate half a jar with a spoon for lunch today.No. I'm not kidding. It's that freaking good. It's as close to fresh salsa as you are going to get from a jar. Bonus? It's $1.99 a jar at Walmart right now. Stock up...if I don't beat you there and clean out the shelves for myself. Yum.
Don't:
Eat any other kind of salsa.
Hello? Did you read the last paragraph? Why are you still sitting there? Go buy salsa!
Do:
Wear Sunscreen.
I am LOVING that SPF 70 is now available.
This means that a person like me...who would normally burn in less than 10 minutes, no longer needs to reapply sunscreen every couple hours. Woot!
Have kids?This stuff is the best for faces! No more sunscreen running into the eyes.
It's like a gluestick, but for your face.
sunscreen glue.
And if that fantastic description doesn't do it for ya, well...click here.
Don't:
Why oh WHY did I ever stray from Coppertone?
I generally don't have a problem with generic brands, but Walmart dropped the ball on this one.
First of all, as far as skin protection goes, this stuff rocks. (I love the continuous spray feature btw...I can't be too careful when it comes to sunscreen. Gotta cover me assets.)
And it's cheap.BUT....clothing protection?
Catastrophic.
Every article of clothing that anyone in my family wore in Florida has YELLOW (like urine yellow) stains on it! GROSS! It started to appear by the end of the day (around the time a sunburn should have turned up, but didn't (thanks again SPF 70).
I soaked everything in a HOT Oxywash solution.
I used Spray n wash and a Shout stain stick.
I used vinegar.
I used BLEACH.
I scrubbed and soaked some more.
No dice.
4 washes later, everything looks the same. Ruined.
Are you still reading this?
Is there a bowl of salsa on your lap?
Can I come over?
