Candy makers hate my carpet.

Mom, you were right.
Satan invented Fun Dip.
Dear mothers. Why? Of ALL the valentine candies you could have selected, WHY the Fun Dip? It's the worst.
1: It's not chocolate, so it is automatically sub par candy.
2: Packaging.  Ii is impossible for a child to open a Fun Dip without powder exploding all over the place and getting inhaled.
3: The Crazies.  I'm still not sure if kids go crazy after eating a Fun Dip because it is pure sugar dipped in sugar, if it is because it is full of food dye, or because of it's powdered nature.  Know why they call it a "sugar high?" because half of the candy was actually consumed via snorting it like a line of coke when the package was opened (see #2). The kids quite literally, are high.
4: The mess. Now I'm all for letting my kids free-for-all on their hard earned holiday goodies, but the Fun Dip just cannot be trusted. I just sent the children outside to finish their valentine candy so I could have some space while I attempt to clean the gigantic blueish greenish stain out of my carpet.
5: The mess. Oh, did I already say the mess in #4, well it gets two bullets because of the blueish greenish stained teeth and tongues and fingers and clothing. Still waiting for the blue diaper.
6: The mess. Yes again, because I have THREE children that were given Fun Dip today, and the third fun dip has been spilled all over the back patio.  Case in point.

Fun Dip ranks just below cats in my book.