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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Thanks, YouTube.

It's amazing what you can learn from the internet.
Like....how to clip a chicken's wings with a regular old pair of scissors.



It wasn't bad.


Did you know that when Aaron asked my dad for permission to marry me, my dad cautioned Aaron that I was "high maintenence?"


bwahaha.
You were wrong, Dad-o.

Lately, I feel like Arkansas Meg has completely taken over and snuffed out California Meg. Remember her? California Meg looks like a high contast Type B, when compared to Arkansas Meg. She's pretty relaxed, she remembers to wear makeup, she loves fruit stands, eats a lot of tacos and sometimes I miss her a lot.

I am sure that when winter arrives, California Meg will come out to whine obnoxiously. When this happens, kindly remind me to go take look at the balance on my home mortgage, visit my daughter's elemenary class (with only 20 students in it), or buy a reasonably priced tank of gas. Maaybe take her out for some pulled pork. That should shut her up. Thanks, in advance.

Arkansas Meg is a-ok.

5 comments:

Kristin Hanson said...

Ha, ha. Amazing what the right man & a complete change of surroundings can do to alter a girl. Remember crazy Kristin with the hideous 70s clothes that never matched and the outrageous makeup? Yeah, she's safely buried under frozen tundra somewhere in Logan, UT. Let's pray she never revives herself.

HFL said...

No one, yes no one is more surprised than your father that you did not end up being high maintenance as you certainly were when you lived under my roof.
Love
Your Father
PS lucky Aaron.

Erik & Marcie +3 said...

lol your dads comment is the best! He should ask my dad what it was like raising 7 high maintanence girls! lol Meg you forever amaze me with your bravery. Poor chickens! :)

Kasey said...

All daughters are high maintenance. That's our job.
We become low maintenance when we marry!

Arkansas Meg is really just code for grown up Meg. We like her!

Myya said...

I didn't know the California Meg, & so this Arkansas Meg seems pretty great to me.

You definitely aren't kidding about the whole mortgage, small class sizes & tanks of gas... ahhh I love my small little town :)