Dear Aaron,
I'm sorry to report that you should expect some major weather delays in your marriage in the next 24-48 hrs.
current temperature = cold and cranky
climate = stressed
forecast = more whining, heavy showers, followed by a meltdown and possible binge eating
I hope to report a change in the awful weather you're experiencing soon...but you probably should not expect a break from Tropical Storm Mean Meg until Tuesday (after this exam is over with, the house is put back together, the kids have returned to a state of non-crazy, and I've slept longer than 4 hours).
Until then, it might be best to:
-wear layers (you'll need some thick skin with the irrational complaint hailstorm headed your way)
-avoid direct contact
-don't try to fix it. Everyone knows there's nothing you can do control bad weather. You're just gonna have to wait it out.
-stock up on chocolate ice cream and just hunker down until the storm passes
-buy more cake, too...and some Cheetos. Why are there no Cheetos in this house?!
Sincerely,
Your Wife.
Goodbye Butterflies
12 years ago
6 comments:
Mean Meg! Mean! At least he's got some warning... LOL Poor Aaron...
I'm sorry things are so stressful. I hope you get lots of sleep. Perhaps a couple Chuck Norris jokes until then? Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. it's a shame he never cries...never.
That is so funny! To read, that is. I'm not so sure it would be fun to wait out :) Next time TOM comes for a visit I will have Joel read this!
who is TOM?
LOL, nevermind, I get it.
Not the problem here....just stress.
Love it! Hope your exam was a breeze.
mean meg is fun...as long as you are not her target.
i love you.
does Aaron even read this blog?
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