Aaron: Where's the neck?
Meg: the neck of what?
A: the turkey. It says that's where the giblets are, and the neck has to come off
M: you have to take the neck off yourself? Didn't they do that when they like,
killed it?
A: Wait...I think this is the butt
M: Those are wings
A:Were are the directions...I got the legs out, but there's no neck on here.
M: I think that's upside down
A:no way {waves turkey in air} you mean to tell me that the turkey is walking around like THIS?
M: well not like THAT, it still has a neck when it's walking around.
A: Is that a spinal cord? I'm calling my mom.
Goodbye Butterflies
12 years ago
3 comments:
Ha ha! That sounds a little bit like the conversation I was having with myself in my head. This year was my first turkey (Jimmie has always done it and was sleeping). I couldn't have done it without the internet! My turkey got a very high score, even if I do say so myself. ;)
this is exactly the type of conversation you avoid by having turkey burgers for thanksgiving.
Hahahaha awesome.
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