Because it is Wednesday, the younger daughter bit the older daughter on the arm.Because it is Wednesday, the older daughter cried dramatically and caused a huge scene that ended in, "Wait, why do I have to be in time out? You're only doing this to me because you are a mean mommy!"
Because it is Wednesday, the only reason the younger daughter bit the older daughter is because the older daughter TOLD her to do it, in hopes of getting the younger daughter in trouble.
Because it is Wednesday, this happened in the checkout aisle at Walmart.
Because it is Wednesday, the older daughter stopped throwing a fit to point and ask (loudly), "hey, what are those purple spots on that old lady's arms?"
But because it is Wednesday, the mother was not quick enough to respond with, "I guess that's what happens when you teach your little sister to bite you."
5 comments:
It always happens in a store, doesn't it? At least your son didn't bum sneeze all over himself and you again. :)
Haha. I hope Thursday is better!
"bum sneeze". Awesome.
Looks like you put Reese's head in a car seat head vice. lol
cute...i will take it...all of it...even the biting.
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