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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Get Your PINK On...

Ok, so it's no BLUE HAIR...but still photo worthy.

Saturday morning at Walmart we have...
PINK Hair! (click photo to zoom)
If only I'd been brave enough to take a photo with the front...including her fake baked tan. She was PINK all over.

Later, she got in the checkout line behind us, tugged at Quincy's pink pants and said to her, (in her THICK deep south/been smokin' for 20 years accent),

"Ooooh GIRL! You gots mah PINK on today!"

I noticed she also had a PINK shirt and PINK shoes and couldn't help but ask

"So, Um...did you, er...Race for the Cure this morning, or do you just... like, really REALLY love PINK?"

Her response was given with a tone of near disgust...you know, as if it isn't TOTALLY NORMAL to have HOT PINK hair when you are over 60, and not get a few looks.

"HONEY. I had mah hair this cullah fah the past TEN YEAHS. I LOVE me some PINK. Mah clothes are PINK, mah hair is PINK, my purse (did not sound like "purse" in her south georgian dialect, but I couldn't type what it SOUNDED like she said and keep the blog PG) is PINK, mah nails are PINK, and mah car is even PINK. You can't evah have too much PINK fah me. I just LO-OVE PINK."

ok, interesting lady. Cool. She likes PINK. Nice Lady.

But WHAT DO I SAY TO ALL THAT? Thank you for giving me another post for my "freak o da week segment?

"um...oh. Congratulations. My Sister, really likes pink too." (yeah, so much that I took a picture of your freak-o hair 10 minutes ago and am going to text it to her later, so we can all have a good laugh)

Hollee Ann, I thought you'd particularly enjoy. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "Never too PINK"! As your sister, I promise to never let you do this to yourself, and I'm glad you love PINK in a normal, healthy, way.

2 comments:

Mamarazzi said...

hilarious!! '

I HolleeAnn promise to never dye my hair pink...OR drive a pink car.

Jen said...

Oh my gosh, that is just SO FUNNY!!!