This little gem arrived in the mail, last week.

It's Aaron's letter to Santa circa 1982 (first grade)

In case you can't read it, I will translate:
"Dear Santa,
I was bad when I hit my sister. I was good when I helped my mother with the dishes.
I want a blue G.I. Joe Motorized Sidewinder."
Aaron then tried to claim that this couldn't possibly be his letter in such good condition after all these years.
I reminded him who his mother is, and that she saved
everything awesome from his childhood.
He was still skeptical.
Then we turned the page and whaddyaknow... the proof is in the pudding. Or, in this case, Santa's beard:
"Santa, put the presents in the family room, by the tree. -Aaron Willardson"
and as if that didn't narrow it down, he continues to clarify:
"My house is brown.
Valencia.
25368 Via Dona Krista."
and then he adds a bit of true Aaron randomness,
"Magic Show."
We can only assume this is a Magic Johnson/Lake show refrence mash up.
I did a little research and discovered that in 1982, tv commercials apparently did their job.
G.I. Joe released a motorized (MOBAT) with sidewinders.
If Santa came through, I would bet a fat chunk of change that it is sitting in it's box in Rob and Lynda's garage, in perfect condition, next to a storm trooper gun and a cabbage patch doll.