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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Cheap Vacation Rental Hunt

This one is for my parents.
Everyone else can disregard this post, as you will find it totally boring.

Both Facebook and my email are failing miserably today at allowing me to attach a video, so this was the only way I could figure out how to show you the footage I took of one of the houses we looked at today.

I'm sorry for the absolutely horrid videography. Also, after watching the second video, and see how awesomely helpful my kids were you'll appreciate that I spent the morning lugging all three of them from place to place. Reese may have a future in real estate sales. She loved the hunt. Quincy loved the candy she was given every 10 minutes to keep her happy as she was totally deprived of a much needed nap today. The candy also explains Reese's obnoxious behavior.

Call after you see these and let me know what you think. All of the utilities (including cable, phone, and internet use are all included in the monthly rent.)

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Great Update

Remember a year ago when I wrote this post about two teenage girls from church that set a goal to raise $4000 for Room to Read?

They didn't do it...


They raised $5,000


Yeah. They are rad.

Do something good for someone less fortunate today. These girls are only teenagers and they just raised the funds to build a school and library in Cambodia. Amazing.

Thanks to anyone out there who sent them funds.
By small and simple things, great things really are brought to pass.

"It's always fun when Grandpa comes, when Grandpa comes, Horray!"

HEY DAD-O are you reading this?

I am working on a fabulous agenda for when you are here. I'm so excited to have the luxury of grandparents in close proximity for 2 1/2 months that I am prepping now, so I can squeeze every last drop of fun out of you guys.

Items #1-3 on the list are fishing, golfing and boating with Aaron (and the kids).
Item #4 is spoil my children rotten. No need to schedule that, really, since it would happen anyway. I have no doubt there will be a child on your lap 90% of the time you are at my house, and Corbin will taste his first ice cream during a stay at your place.

BTW-I'm working on finding you a sweet rental. You're welcome to stay with us, but FYI- with the progress we've made on the fence, the dining room window no longer looks out to the road and therefore, Aaron has increased the frequency in which he is dressed in only underwear. Great for me, not so much for you.

Item #5 on the agenda is to supervise the removal of said dining room window. I want a sliding glass, or french doors so we can have access to the yard from the dining area. I'll have a weekend blacked out, a sitter for the kids, a lawn chair, a "good" tape measure, and the necessary amount of grape otter pops with your name on them. Shower us with your wisdom.

And just in case you need incentive for helping us (which I don't think you do, because you are a splendid guy)
Item #6 will be a Catfish dinner at Lamberts as a thank you.

Oh, and Item #7 I've signed us up for a 5K walk/run while your here. Get your tennies on, Grandpa, you're going to be busy.

Other things for you to look forward to:

-Tanyard Creek Waterfall and Lake Bella Vista walking trail
-yummy squash, watermelon, and tomatoes from our garden.
-Corbin's first birthday bash
-Bransen and Eureka Springs
-a trip to Florida (tickets are $49 from XNA to Orlando. Something to think about...but not really. $100 round trip to Florida?! Decision made. Take your wife.)
-all the BBQ you can stand
-visiting the local Civil War sites. I think the reenactments are in March, but there is still a ton to see during the rest of the year.
-Craft Fair Week! You guys always just miss the War Eagle craft fair by one week, but this year you'll be here for it!
-Of course, the week FOLLOWING craft fair week you will be using your mad wood-cutting skillz to cut out things for Mom and I to paint, that we saw at War Eagle for $100 and want to copy for $5. I need a big wooden snowman welcome sign for my front yard at Christmas time.
-Kingsdale Pool-we are getting a pass.
-Toy Story 3 at the movies with Reese and Quincy. They keep asking when they get to see it, and I tell them that it will be in the theater when Grandpa Pumpkin gets here. To them, that translates as "Grandpa will be joining us to the kids movie". Be excited!
-FYI once you guys are finished with your mission, you'll be going to the movies with Mom more often. Tickets are only $6 here. $4 for a matinee...and on Tuesdays, popcorn and soda are $1.
-the cuteness of your grandkids
-a 10 week long 500 Tournament. That's right. I plan to keep a running score on a chalkboard. At the end of each day we call it quits, the loser is responsible for putting the cards away and providing snacks for the next hand. Also, because I'm manipulative and incredibly awesome at 500, I'd like to throw in that the loser should also have to change Corbin's next poopy diaper.

Enjoy the last few months of your mission, we are so proud of the service you and Mom are doing.

Can't wait to see you in APRIL!

Don't worry, Mom...of course I have an agenda for us, too.

Weekend Warriors

The Fence is finally looking like an actual FENCE!
This is the view from my dining room window. I can't wait until everything is green and beautiful again, and rather than brown and barren...I was going to tear out the dead stems from the garden, but every day, it is filled with Cardinals that swoop in and fly away with bits of it's remains in their beaks. We've decided that, for now, we like looking at pretty birds more than we dislike looking at dead peppers.
Aaron wants to tear out that HUGE Crepe Myrtle in the far left corner, because it takes up so much of the yard. It is BEAUTIFUL 9 months of the year. I told him I'd throw my body in front of it if he ever headed over there with his chainsaw. Seriously. He hates the Crepe Myrtle, but loved the Fugly Bee Bush? (which keeps trying to grow back, btw). We need a landscaping specialist, stat.

I might need to post a picture soon where I am dressed in non-exercise, non-jammies, or non-work clothes, and DON'T look like total crap, just so y'all will still believe me when I tell you that I really do take showers and style my hair.


Someday, I will be baking pies from the fruit of that tiny cherry tree by the air compressor.
Yes, those are Christmas lights on my house still. No, we don't plug them in.
Lookin' good, Baby!

Monday, January 18, 2010

"I Do. Mitchell, I Wanna Dance for My Baby."

Unfortunately, Corbin has RSV and an ear infection. (Another ear infection? Act surprised, Y'all. I should buy stock in Augmetin and Albuterol.)

He is still his happy, smiley self, and he isn't about to let RSV stop him from getting his Miley on.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Sun Bread

Attention everyone everywhere!
This book is awesome.
For everyone.



Sun Bread
by Elisa Kleven


The wind it whooshed, the snow it whirled,
the rain streamed down; it sloshed and swirled,
and washed the colors from the world.

Bare trees shook like chilly bones.
Children grumbled in their homes.
Birds and beasts all wished the sun
Would show its golden face again.


A baker missed the sun so much,
She took some flour from her hutch,
Some butter, sugar, eggs, and yeast;
She said, "I'll bake a sunny feast
Because the real sun likes to hide,
I'll make my own small sun inside."


She kneaded bread dough, rich and gold,
Glossy, springy, smooth to hold.
She shaped a bread so round and grand...
It seemed the sun shone in her hands!


Perhaps the baker's loving touch
Helped her sun bread grow so much.
Perhaps it was the yeast or flour-
Something gave that sun bread power!

(no pants)

It rose and rose and rose...
A smell from heaven filled the nose
Of every chilly child and dog,
Every porcupine and hog.


They saw that good bread rise and shine
And stopped their grumbles, groans and whines.
"The baker's made a sun!" they cried.
The baker let them all inside...
And filled them up from toe to head
With puffy, hot, delicious bread.

Bread so brilliant, bright and sunny,
Summer seemed to fill their tummies.
Bread so fluffy and so fine,
They felt themselves begin to shine...

And then -SURPRISE!- begin to rise,
To float and flutter, flip and fly,
Light as kites, into the sky...

And down again, to dance and sing
They all joined hands and hooves and wings
And praised the joy good bread can bring.
They made a sound so sweet and deep...

The real sun woke up from its sleep!
It burst out through the lumpy clouds
And streamed down on the startled crowd.
"The sun is here!" They gave a cheer.


"It wants some bread," the baker said.
So everyone threw bits of bread,
Chunks and hunks and crusty crumbs,
Into the sky, up to the sun,
Who ate it up and beamed back down
On every city, field, and town.


It dried the fur of mouse and dog
And warmed the soul of bear and frog
It glittered on the blue-green seas,
Wove golden ribbons though the trees.

It painted colors on the day,
Melted all the snow away,
And brought the shadows out to play.
It scattered rainbows, soft and bright,
Fed the plants with it's clear light...

Streaked the sky red, yellow, pink,
And purple-then began to sink.
And as the sun slipped down to rest,
The baker shouted this request:
"Come back for breakfast, please, dear sun.
I'll bake fresh sun bread-and sun buns!"

The baker baked the whole night long...
And then -horray!- at crack of dawn.
The sun was back to spread it's light
Like honey on each yummy bite...
And dance around the world and sing
Of all the joy good bread can bring.

And now, when it is cold and gray
And dark and icy, guess who plays
With flour, sugar, eggs, and yeast?
Guess who bakes bread stars and beasts,
Bread birds and flowers, boats and towers
Tons of buttery, small suns
Which shine until the real one comes?


The baker and her crew -that's who!

We let them do everything from measuring the flour to cracking the eggs themselves. I caught the egg cracking on a 1 minute video. It's pretty comical. My favorite part is when you can see Q's little hand trying to just squeeze the egg in her tiny fist to make it crack open.

A Benefit of Being Younger


Sometimes, when Dad is at work and Reese is at preschool, Mom takes Corbin and Tinkerbell for donuts.